NearlyFreeSpeech.NET Stupid Bureaucratic Rules Compliance Department
Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 21 Mar 2018 18:23:32 GMT
Back when I was still inventing the name for Xossbow, I registered the domain xosbow.com. I decided on the two-S spelling, so I'm letting the old domain expire. I received this hilarious emai from my domain registrar>
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL. This message is required by ICANN regardless of whether its content is applicable to your situation, and it is automatically generated by a domain registrar system not under our control.Your domain name xosbow.com expired on March 21, 2018. It won't work while it is expired, and if you don't renew it before April 26, 2018 then you will lose it.
If you haven't explicitly told our system that you don't want to renew this domain, we've been sending you a bunch of reminders about it already and we'll be sending a few more.
If you *did* explicitly tell our system that you don't want to renew this domain, well, the thing that you asked for and that our system told you would happen, happened just like you asked and just like our system told you it would.
In the finest bureaucratic traditions, sending you this message is pointless, redundant, and mandatory either way.
Please visit the Domains tab in the NearlyFreeSpeech.NET member interface ( https://members.nearlyfreespeech.net/domains/ ) to review your domain renewal settings and status, or if you decide do you want to renew this name.
Please visit the Support tab in the NearlyFreeSpeech.NET member interface ( https://members.nearlyfreespeech.net/support/ ) to review your support options if you have questions or need further assistance.
Sincerely,
The NearlyFreeSpeech.NET Stupid Bureaucratic Rules Compliance Department